Big Favor
Well, this is not what I expected.
Just one of Mom's "genius" ideas... apparently she did more than just shopping on her iPad. She told me she did some research on Google and it costs a fortunate to pay for a surrogate mother in USA. But the real question is... I don't think I can ever get an erection near a naked woman. XD
Best Game Ever
Well, this is not what I expected.
I had to babysit my friend's kid for one afternoon and this kid wouldn't stop playing this super noisy action game on his phone. XD
Sexy Facetime
Well, this is not what I expected.
Living with my parents makes me feel like becoming a teenager again. If I let my door unlocked, they will always come at the most inappropriate time. XD
Little Heart
Well, this is not what I expected.
Dad caught me kissing Joe's photo on my phone. XD